It is only 3%. No big deal man. Relax. 3% means nothing to you. You won't even notice it. We will give it someone who will notice it. It will be a big deal to them.
Hey, we are upping the 3% to 6%. It will be OK. You won't even notice it. It is no big deal to you. What would you do it anyways? There are better ways of spending it than your wasteful ideas.
I know that we said 6%, but the 6 ain't cutting it. We need more. The people who need it simply need more. Besides, you can handle it. It is not fair that you make lots of money. They don't make enough. Come on, be Patriotic, pay more taxes.
It is not really your money anyways. It belongs to all of us. Don't be so greedy. It is not cool man.
Oh, and by the way, we have to raise income taxes down a bit lower than we thought. Due to the fact that all of the high income earners are making less money, everyone is now making less money, and that means, we in the government are making less money. Don't worry though, you won't even notice the tax increases. Besides, we know what to do with your money better than you do.