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Can I See You Naked?

 I have decided that my business is just too darn boring. Drive out to a dusty dirt lot. Spend half an hour drinking coffee and telling jokes. Pull a whole bunch of tools out of my pickup. Put some lumber together till the sun goes down. Drink some beer and tell more jokes. Drive home. Talk about what I did all day. Boring!

It seems that everyday there is some blog or article online about which jobs pay the most or are the most rewarding. All of that may be great but I know which one is the best for guys, or gals who want a whole lot of excitement in their life.

Have you flown lately? I mean have you been to an airport and stood in line to get on an airplane? Yeah. Next person the screener calls. You get to go stand in the scanner. Whoever is running the thing gets a full on shot of how you look when you get out of the shower. No doubt about that.

The official scanner runner, that is what they are called you know, goes to work with a bit more spring in their step than most of us I am sure. Kind of makes you want to change jobs. Or at least fly private charters from now on.

Comment balloon 8 commentsKevin Robinson • February 11 2011 09:41AM


Kevin - all I can think of is Al Bundy, after seeing his neighbor Marcy naked "My Eyes! Blinded!". There are too many travelers that would traumatize me if I saw them naked.

Posted by Mike Saunders (Lanier Partners) over 8 years ago

I bet a lot of those scanner runners are sick and tired of looking at 300 pound people walking through the scanners.  It might be fun if a hot lady goes through, but otherwise pretty nasty.  Kind of like the people of Wal Mart.

Posted by Rob Arnold, Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F (Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc.) over 8 years ago

Mike- Good ole Al Bundy.

Rob- Agreed. Seeing most people naked would be scary.

A little tongue in cheek humor for the day

Posted by Kevin Robinson, Fractional Developer over 8 years ago

Kevin - It seems you have alot of time on your hands - the state of the union should be scanned and shown to all who care!

Posted by Broker Nick, Broker Nick Relocation Broker Service (South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc.) over 8 years ago

They should receive combat pay!

Posted by Bob & Bonnie Horning over 8 years ago

We are all naked under our clothes but I prefer to choose the ones I want to see naked.

Posted by Edward Peterson, eDrake; CT (eDrake) over 8 years ago

I have decided that I will just walk to where I am going.  Seems to work for illegals.

Posted by Dale Terry over 8 years ago

Did you hear that now our Congress is making it illegal for TSA agents to seel the naked body scan images?

Posted by Kevin Robinson, Fractional Developer over 8 years ago