I want to apologize for all these years of being considered "right wing conservative." I must admit, now that I've seen the truth, I can't believe that I've been sooooooo dumb for all these years. I'm so sorry Barack Obama. You bankrupted Chicago and Illinois. But the United States is sooooo much different. I'm yours. I'm all yours. Please lead me. This time I promise to be a lemming. I'm all yours.....If you would just think for me, I wouldn't need the stress of thinking for myself. My apologies.