I know that the National Championship is very important in our country. There are a plethora of bowl games and polls that everyone who loves sports tries to use to decipher who should be number one. We all have our opinions of course.
I would like to offer my idea of how we should select a number one team. First of all, we should attempt to find the team with the most players who look good on camera. Photogenic I believe the word is. We could couple this with who has the best soundbites. Second, we should look for the team, who between the players and coaches, has the most court appearances during that season. Accused of crimes in this case. Next, we count how many of the players and coaches are known for cheating at something- either on tests, their women, or taxes.
Finally, we decide which team has players on it which have a high likelihood of becoming politicians. After we look at all of the above, we select a number one team. The odds are that they will not be able to play football but they will be entertaining. Kind of like you fools. You are not worth a darn but you are entertaining.