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Number 1

Dear Congress,

I know that the National Championship is very important in our country. There are a plethora of bowl games and polls that everyone who loves sports tries to use to decipher who should be number one. We all have our opinions of course.

I would like to offer my idea of how we should select a number one team. First of all, we should attempt to find the team with the most players who look good on camera. Photogenic I believe the word is. We could couple this with who has the best soundbites. Second, we should look for the team, who between the players and coaches, has the most court appearances during that season. Accused of crimes in this case. Next, we count how many of the players and coaches are known for cheating at something- either on tests, their women, or taxes.

Finally, we decide which team has players on it which have a high likelihood of becoming politicians. After we look at all of the above, we select a number one team. The odds are that they will not be able to play football but they will be entertaining. Kind of like you fools. You are not worth a darn but you are entertaining.


Comment balloon 10 commentsKevin Robinson • March 27 2009 09:34AM


This is hysterical.  You go!  I love your approach. 

Posted by Larry Bettag, Vice-President of National Production (Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001) over 10 years ago

I think this is really funny. And you are right they are entertaining-Dinah Lee

Posted by Dinah Lee Griffey, Managing Broker Windermere Peninsula Properties (Windermere Peninsula Properties) over 10 years ago

Sad but true!  Are you a stand up comedian on the side?

Posted by Kathy Kooyman (Home Realty) over 10 years ago


Posted by Tchaka Owen (Galleria International Realty) over 10 years ago


Posted by David Holzmann (Holzmann & Associates) over 10 years ago

very funny, I'm not so sure that politicians are entertaining though. 

Posted by Kate Bourland, Onlilne Marketing Mobile Marketing (Marketing with Kate) over 10 years ago

That's great.  But I wouldn't look forward to any of their interviews after a game "blah blah blah, blah blah" . ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by Rob Arnold, Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F (Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc.) over 10 years ago

And, if they graduate college, or at least finish their football elibibility, and can't read, they will be qualified to be members of congress who don't read the bills that they sign.

Posted by Mike Saunders (Lanier Partners) over 10 years ago

Kevin, you must enjoy horror movies as a form of entertainment. Can we add the ability to lie with a straight face?


Posted by Jay Williams, Mortgage Loan Officer - Getting You The Right Loan (Greenville, NC) over 10 years ago


Thank you for making me laugh right before going to sleep.


Posted by Alice Linahan (Voices Empower ) over 10 years ago