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How to be a Good Democrat

Here is the list of "22 Ways to Be a Good Democrat."

  • You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
  • You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
  • You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
  • You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
  • You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the Earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
  • You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
  • You have to believe that AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
  • You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
  • You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
  • You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
  • You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
  • You have to believe the National Rifle Association (NRA) is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
  • You have to believe that taxes are low, but ATM fees are too high.
  • You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem (feminists) are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell.
  • You have to believe that standardized tests are racists, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
  • You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is a very nice person.
  • You have to believe that Barak Obama speaks the truth
  • You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
  • You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belonged in the White House.
  • You have to believe that homosexual parades display drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
  • You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the communist Chinese Government is somehow in the best interests of the United States.
  • You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

This is how liberals are destroying America!

Americans, wake up - or lose it!

 

Comment balloon 3 commentsKevin Robinson • March 01 2010 08:03AM
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