Ok in keeping with the spirit of the cash for clunkers program, I now introduce the new and improved version.
*The product is not efficient.
*The product spews gaseous vapors and harmful things into the atmosphere and environment.
*The product rarely functions properly.
*The product has outlived it's usefulness.
*The product requires to many resources to continue running.
*The product is crippling our economic structure.
We will give the customary $4500 for the proper disposal of the product. The product must be disposed of and no remnants can remain.
The product???? The House and the Senate.
Keller Williams Tyler, Texas